this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.

[–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we've been together for ages, and we've got that extreme comfortability, I'm definitely trying this once.

[–] Ravi@feddit.de 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yeah this is the PG version of "where did you learn to insert your tongue deep inside me like that?"

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ask that pudding cup

👁️👃👁️
👅

[–] Feirdro@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Australian kiss, "Down Under"

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 year ago

said no one ever lmao I'm lonely

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jesus Christ. I thought the first one was covered in rust for a second

[–] Skaryon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] themusicman@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I knew this would be in the comments

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When i hear pudding cups i picture Ron Desantis’ fingers digging in there.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey no kink shame here. This is a safe space.

Ahh screw it.. Get the torches and pitchforks!

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No kink shame, but very concerned kink questions.