My girl did this! Years ago my cat came in hopping, completely unable to put weight on her foreleg. I was so worried I took her to the emergency vet, fearing she’d been hit by a car or something. I got there and placed her carrier on the counter and explained the problem almost through tears… only to open the door and for her to trot out on all four legs and jump down with no hesitation! That little idiot cost me £85 for absolutely nothing. The vet said she might have got in a fight too and was feeling a bit sorry for herself, but there was no evidence of a fight and she had no injury at all. I think she was just bored and messing with me.

EDIT: I found the photo I took at the time! April 2018, I’m still not sure I’ve forgiven her 😅

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My cat did that for five times before we stopped taking it to the vets. I think she thought that if she did that would give a tuna fish because we'd feel sorry for her.

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Omg 5 times?! I’m still sore about her doing it once!

[–] radix@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That unrepentant look on her face. I love it.

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yup! That was after we got back from the vet when she was magically “injured”again. She stopped doing it when I made it clear I wasn’t buying it. But when my partner got home from work the limp returned… only on the other leg! 😂 I love that little idiot!

[–] radix@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Dios mío 😂

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm curious what "lost a fight" looks like to a vet when there were no visible wounds.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 25 points 1 year ago

The other cat went merrrrrrrwwwowwww at him, forcing him to walk away slowly over the course of 10 minutes.

Most catfights involve a lot of hissing and spitting and no actual contact.

[–] Krelefante@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a vet, but I imagine it looks like a perfectly healthy cat moping around like it's about to die. I had a cat years ago that would get depressed anytime he would snap at my dog and then subsequently get snapped back at.

[–] vanontom@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This makes me wonder if "got to into a fight" could mean he wanted a friend but nope got attacked, which makes all things sad.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe it was a online fight

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, those get me.

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Time for your cat to start….a training montage!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Even rocky had a montage!

(lol I assumed you had linked the team America montage video, it’s even better that you used rocky)

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Always fade out in a montage...

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This better be "Eye of the Tiger"...

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 1 year ago

Finally, a Rocky 4 montage and it's not Heart's on Fire!

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Do cats fight in groups? Like if there is a cat intruder in your house and you have 2 cats.

Are they going to fight side by side or only one of them is going to face the intruder cat?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When my neighbors cat enters the backyard my two cats suddenly turn into a crime fighting duo, even the dog gets in on the action, it’s all paws on deck against the intruder.

The rest of the time they’re all vying for control of their piece of the house.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guess they hate the neighbor cat more than they hate each other,

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A true family

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or the Holy Roman Empire

[–] PixxlMan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or ancient Greece

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I feel like they liked each other a bit more than that. A bit more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds more like the 5 families than crime fighters.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

If my mom's dog starts shit with the younger cat, the older one will lose his shit and attack the dog.

[–] ellabee@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

when we had a lot of cats and the occasional intruder cat, "duels" between one of ours and one intruder were most common. meet on neutral territory, hurl insults, maybe there's an attack but maybe not. and only after sufficient insults.

this was a specifically male behavior, too. we got a young female cat, and the 2 older males were horrified when she came and jumped their opponent. she was very no holds barred, get off my lawn, don't mess with my guys. a different time, a different young female cat was equally willing to jump in swinging claws and skip the insults.

typically the other male cats would be hanging around, observing and jumping in only if things moved from neutral ground to their territory.

[–] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

I think that depends on how they view the house as their territory

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

When my roommate's dog chases my roommate's cat, my cat jumps in to defend him.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They do infact team up hell my cat army of 4 even protects their weaker friends I really don't know why my nabors cat continues to come into my lawn when he gets ganged up on by 3 of my 4 cats

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

We had two cats who wouldn't be in the same room as each other without hissing, but they teamed up to trap a neighbour's cat under my car one night.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

This hits way too close to home. Bruce Willis (just your typical black haired cat) is an indoor/outdoor. Before anyone bites my head off, my wife found him on the streets of Asbury Park. He was probably three when she brought him home. He is beyond where we can be like no dude, you must remain indoors. There would be a breaking point that would end in someone dying, him or me, and probably me. He just needs to wander outside.

Anyway, at one point Bruce just stops eating, drinking, the whole nine, to the point it's concerning. I know that when it's my cat's time, I'll commit. I'm pro euthanasia in humans, and if my cat is suffering, I will end his suffering. But I will also exhaust some possibilities beforehand. Which I did. To the tune of like $4,000 worth of diagnostic testing and everything. Vets were stumped but tossed him on an antibiotic, which obviously he reacted well too, and so Bruce Willis lives. I'm confident this was a case of his feelings being hurt, because they found nothing wrong with him and the antibiotic was kind of a, well, can't hurt. He's soft, but he thinks he's hard.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The other day walking one of my dogs, the little shit asked me to pick him up, so I did but his leash touched his foot and he started howling freaking out because he's a little drama queen. Heard a neighbor yell from somewhere "Jesus! Whatchu doin to the dog?!" 😬