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[–] teft@startrek.website 150 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I read that as Intel the computer chip manufacturer and was so confused for a second.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 48 points 1 year ago

The table design does appear to be based on the old Socket 7 or Socket 8 Pentium CPU sockets.

[–] Toes@ani.social 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, I thought Putin double downed on some sort of cyber warfare.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Rainbow tables are kinda passe nowadays no matter how big they are.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's the only kind of warfare Russia seems to be good at.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is clear escalation and we need to act now

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago

we can't afford to have a table gap

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Name checks out

[–] Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

We need to close the table gap

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If Putin wants some big tables he needs to download Excel

[–] Teon@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sanctions are in place, he will need LibreOffice Calc.

[–] Arigion@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Which actually is better than Excel. Currently I have to work with Excel. Gosh, how bad it got. Especially CSV import and cell formating. They really worked on being incompatible to even basic data formats just to keep you in their eco system. Try to import a UTF-8 CSV where the delimiter and the number format differs from the system settings. It completely fucks up your data and you have to import it as text and then you have to format each colum separately. Because changing the format from text to number does NOT change the view. You have to update each column manually. FU MS. There are comedy videos about number formatting in Excel: https://youtu.be/yb2zkxHDfUE?si=CtYMI-5FsU2bPZUF

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[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Enabling such large tables may make things unstable.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too late, putin was always unstable.

[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

But in a way he is now more stable. The big table makes him stable

[–] agentsquirrel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Or get a bandsaw, some large clamps, glue, and some good hardwoods.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Good eye! What the heyll? Artifact from photoshop? This whole image could have been altered.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

That's clearly Saddam Hussein

[–] nuke@yah.lol 6 points 1 year ago

This unknown figure may very well be the source of the leak

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It was probably placed in the image to help judge scale when composing it, and they just forgot to remove it.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 27 points 1 year ago

Naturally this is so the man’s legendary virility cannot accidentally impregnate anyone in close proximity.

[–] zerosignal@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this mean he's not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don't want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.

[–] Lolman228@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

He had the greatest Russian scientists transfer his mind into Mecha-Putin so he may continue his conquest for the infinitable

[–] CMGX78@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

That Saddam behind Putin was a nice touch.

[–] remer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

He learned from one of the assassination attempts on Hitler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

assignation

assassination?

[–] LemonDrop@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Ass in nation

[–] remer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Edited. Thanks. I’m terrible at proofreading my own writing. Edit: proofread to proofreading

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] remer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Oh shit. Yup lol

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] remer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yup lol. Oof

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

You see that pole in the middle leading towards Putin? It's connected to the chair he's in and when everyone leaves the room someone comes in, removes the desks and Putin spins around the room until he gets sleepy.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pretty soon each seat will need a phone installed at it so they can all still talk.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Maybe that's why Intel is involved in the project.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

IT setting up Wi-Fi repeaters to cover the whole table

[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He totally got the concept of a round table, where everyone is equal.

[–] veroxii@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I mean that's the point. He's clearly Don Putin in this configuration.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Has he always used this seating arrangement or is this just new within recent years to coincide with his dementia?

It just seems so impractical and comically like a bad impression of a Bond villain.

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably a security measure, likely nobody is allowed to walk into that half of the room.

[–] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Security and camera angles.

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

It's the polonium.

Poor guy looks like Franklin at Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving dinner.

[–] Grant_M@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Putler -- King of the Nazis