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[–] Liforra@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yeah. Just a lil pokey poke with a knifey knife.

[–] Hominine@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Here we go again with the human pincushion shtick...

(solid meme OP)

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As per usual I cannot claim creating the meme, merely posting it. I have just managed to spend years hiding in the internet and saving everything I find funny or relatable.

My phone has a 64gb microSD card in it. That card is filled completely with images and short meme videos with the vast majority of space being taken up by images. I'm only aware of it because a few days ago my phone started to scream about how it couldn't save anything anymore.

[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I had that kind of foresight to save things.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh it wasn't foresight. I have no idea why the hell I did it. It's not like I was sitting there and scrolling through stuff saved on my phone. I'd send some of them to friends but not nearly enough to justify what I did save. I'm just part fucking squirrel and memes are my acorns.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe that should have been my username.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy wah. You're like my kid. Her phone is stuffed to the gills with thousands of em (maybe millions by now 🤔) She's only in HS. Help?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There is no help. There is only coping mechanisms. Invest in a lot of spare storage. All I can suggest.

[–] LetKCater2U@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you elaborate a little more lol?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got pokey poked with a knifey knife in my fleshy flesh.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Was that in the jaily jail or bar-y bar fighty fight?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kaida@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Someone didn't like me and tried to do something about that by putting something that wasn't my body into a part of my body that typically does not have an entrance nor exit. In doing so, I leaked a lot of hot red stuff and nearly ran out of what it is.

[–] kaida@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what a funny way to describe a horrible event. glad you‘re here with us now

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I laugh the pain away because I'm tired of crying

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Well, it all started with a game of dom-jot ...

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did you get stabbed because of your love for Star Trek?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

He was on the front line of the Star Trek Wars

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I wish. Was for decidedly less funny reasons

[–] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This happens to me too much

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Don't make me pull out my "Rel memes" collection