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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got pokey poked with a knifey knife in my fleshy flesh.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Was that in the jaily jail or bar-y bar fighty fight?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kaida@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Someone didn't like me and tried to do something about that by putting something that wasn't my body into a part of my body that typically does not have an entrance nor exit. In doing so, I leaked a lot of hot red stuff and nearly ran out of what it is.

[–] kaida@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what a funny way to describe a horrible event. glad you‘re here with us now

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I laugh the pain away because I'm tired of crying

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Well, it all started with a game of dom-jot ...