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Warp nACLs (network access control lists)

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[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Kirk: We need more packets!

Scotty: I canna divert more packets. She’s gonna blow.

Spock: Perhaps we could divert the packets via a patch cable.

Scotty: Ya gotta be kiddin’ me. That’s a horrible plan.

Kirk: Do it.

Enterprise Computer: We’ve been trying to reach you about your ships extended warp bubble

Scotty: Bloody idiots, the lot of ya

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cap'n, they're DDoSing the reactor!

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Computer: Magnetic containment fa…..

I like star trek, so i give this an upvote even when i dont understand it.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Album@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

thanks, now i get it...

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Warp "Nackles" is how I read it.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ouf. Please close port 80. And if this is not a web server, close any ports for inbound traffic and implement a spi capable firewall.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It looks like these are examples from some documentation and not someone actual config

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This, I just grabbed a random example. I shudder to think of actually posting the ACLs from any production environment

[–] ace@lemmy.ananace.dev 1 points 1 year ago

I think the file upload size limit could become a problem in my case, at least in terms of posting the complete ACLs.

We've recently managed to come down to only ~1.4k VLANs though, and the network firewall pair for our server networks now only handles ~600 SPB services.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago

Yea, I guess. But this should only be an example for how not to ACL

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Port 80 is open so you can redirect to https, it's not actually serving over http