this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 54 points 1 year ago

Followed by, "Why aren’t you having fun? I specifically requested it."

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Obviously the pineapple is the slut.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Clearly the pineapple is the slut.

[–] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

It'll be like my college days when i was cooler and wanted to wear crazy shirts but never got them because that would be nuts and girls wouldn't sleep with me. They still didn't sleep with me. But now that I have a wife and kids and no longer care about rutting I'm wearing that damn shirt and drinking alone by the pool

[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This B needs a C in her A!

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 year ago
[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I miss this show. Between this and Superstore, there hasn't been a good workplace sitcom to fill the void

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago

If you get drunk enough, you can watch any show and feel like its the first time

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

I have pair of pink socks with a pinapple on it that's wearing sunglasses. The words "Beach, please" are written under it.

[–] dill@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

Resting beach face

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Im gonna beach you off so hard

[–] kittenspronkles@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol just try and relax when going into a Dan Flashes shirt shop. It's a mad house in there, people literally fighting over shirts with complicated patterns. The shirt I'm wearing now cost 400 because the pattern is so complex.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Shut up Doug! I'll eat your whole fucking head!

Life's a beach

[–] Zamotic@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was a role that I never knew Andre Braugher could play, but I'm so glad he did.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Nine-nine!!

[–] June@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I have the pineapple slit shirt and fucking love it

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

His tattoo though!