this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)

ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sᴉɥʇ ɹoɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ʎɯ ʇno pǝʇsnq I

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I’m way more impressed by this than I should be, like you’re a wizard or something even though it’s probably just some simple prompt. I think it’s because you went to the effort to learn this, then it came up for the perfect use in this comment. Also im way too lazy to learn something like that so I think that’s part of why im so impressed. Anyway im on the internet so I thought I’d waste the time of anyone who’s reading this by typing some extra words. But I’ve genuinely never seen this before so it’s actually made a truely awful day much better.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ ll∀ ˙ɹǝʇʇǝq ʇᴉq ǝlʇʇᴉl ɐ ʎɐp ɹnoʎ ǝpɐɯ sᴉɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ pɐlƃ ɯ,I

[–] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm really tempted to make this an actual keyboard on my phone, and just have the corresponding letters in their normal place so I could still type quickly. That'd be a fun keyboard

[–] swnt@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is there any such keyboard config for smartphones/laptops?

[–] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I don't imagine there's a preset config, but it's possible to make your own keyboard

[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 22 points 11 months ago

If only we could all agree on how to spell "Australians"!

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

In theory yes, but in practice Australian asses are a bit sweatier.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You sound like some kind of ass sweat connoisseur

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Tell me you haven't gone down in Houston without telling me you haven't gone down in Houston

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

So that's what Australians are meant to be used for!

[–] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You’d think the internet would have come up with a new punchline than “Australia upside down lolz” since literally 2011, but here we are well over a decade later making the exact same jokes and pretending it’s still funny.

This shitposting community consistently disappoints me. Way too often, the actual shitposts only get a couple dozen upvotes. Meanwhile, we get tired, generic memes like this voted to the top. A shitpost isn’t just some random iFunny meme, but that’s all I ever seen to see coming out of here. The other top post right now is a years-old webcomic, not even edited to be a shitpost or anything.

[–] sweeny@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

complaining shitposts are shit posts

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I agree people might be a bit confused about what the definition of a shit post is but I don’t think it’s worth getting genuinely upset about. I’d argue the use of the number 69 lends itself to a shit post but the punchline doesn’t have anything to do with it