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Race Condition (programming.dev)
submitted 1 year ago by alx@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Knock knock

Race Condition

Who's there?

Source: https://mastodon.social/@fribbledom/111210722649973106

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[–] mrbn@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Good one, let me try!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Race Condition

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Works on my machine!

[–] stanka@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We are not shipping your machine, @funkajunk!

[–] droans@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Well, that's basically just containers.

[–] Xanvial@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems the bug is fixed, let's ship it

[–] nogrub@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

deploy on friday

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Did you get the reference? Do you need a pointer?"

[–] dukk@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For those who don’t understand, he mea Segmentation fault (core dumped)

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

C this guy gets it!

[–] david@feddit.uk 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually made me laugh, thank you.

[–] alx@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same happened to me, so I decided to share!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you send it via TCP?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, are you ready?

[–] alx@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

knock knock

who's there?

threads.

threthreadsads whthreadso?