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[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But, having lengthy debates about the ethicality of murder with my kitchen knives is half the fun.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

imagine having OCD and schizophrenia at the same time. the knifes would just scream at you for not lining them up properly in the knife holders

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But sword-nimi, how so you know they are evil?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You have those debates before, after or during the murder?

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

All of the above.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

then who will i talk to while making dinner?

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The forks. They may not be as sharp, but they still got some good points.

That had no rights to be this funny

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone else got that "Kill Dave" model?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Nah, but my salt shaker tells me to kill Danny, though.

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Was this posted on whisper

[–] pewg7@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago

that doesn't happen to me yet