this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Add reviews as well. Amazon style 1-5 stars with a comment.

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 33 points 1 year ago

Thx, good advise changed it.

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i forgot sex existed and thought 'endurance' was as in physical endurance, like how long u can run or something

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most sexually active Lemmy user

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Long distance relationship here, can't say I'm exactly all that different. o7

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I too would fuck with a dude who brought his pet alien to the beach.

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

Hahahahahahaha

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

That looks like a dog from minecraft

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

If you're not going to give me a 5, don't bother scoring.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

A+++ very fast shipping

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So what are the women's stats? I guess dick size needs to be something else?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago
[–] synicalx1@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] shadowspirit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

... but not too juicy. Needs to be just right.

[–] elfahor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

No need to be anything else

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I guess dick size needs to be something else?

Vagina depth.

[–] Akareth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If a woman was to rate a guy's sexual perf, I highly doubt that dick size would come anywhere near top 3. I thought people stopped thinking it was soooooo important after highschool or so...

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I mean there are women that peaked in high school and still think like that...

Also 69 comments? NICE!

[–] doleo@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That someone has a job working for the railway? In the UK? And that they're measuring distance in kilometres? Now, that would be interesting.

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Funny guy....