Huh, the only thing they sell is seefood.
The Onion
The Onion
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The groan I just grunt. Well done, hotdogman. Well done.
Sadly it is likely a prediction of human self obsession.
This is the most useless thing ever. Like why would you even care seeing how food likes like in your mouth? What natters is how good it tastes and how healthy it is
Someone ate the onion.
I just realised lol
:-) It's really sad how believable The Onion has become.
Reflects the real world a bit too much, doesn't even feel that outrageous
To be clear, I think it's that the real world has ratcheted up the crazy, not that The Onion is doing a poor job. 🙂
This is the most useless thing ever. Like why would you even care seeing how food likes like in your mouth? What natters is how good it tastes and how healthy it is