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[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You keep talking but never do anything.

[–] Track_Shovel 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is I'm all chatter, no splatter?

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean how am I supposed to capture a flying jet?

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

There are ways XD

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

may i introduce to you: handheld guided surface-to-air missiles

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

A hobby drone carrying a few feet of steel cable flown into the engine intakes as it takes off or lands?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago

It's not just natural and compostable - it's incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people's lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).

[–] Track_Shovel 32 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[–] demonquark@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better than eating plastic

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

but the rich are made out of plastic, no?

[–] ArcticLynx@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

plastic is unhealthy to eat

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The meat might be tender, but if they're US billionaires they'll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

[–] Gamey@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

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[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

And it grows saplings instantly

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's calcium phosphate still right not just phosphorus?

[–] Track_Shovel 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're sending really mixed signals.

[–] Track_Shovel 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

[–] Gamey@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.

[–] Gamey@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!

[–] Gamey@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Asking for a friend!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

this is great. but shouldn't we also fix the system that allows billionaires to exist?

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

then how are se going continue to get etically harvested human bones?

[–] Suspicious@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 year ago

You think the billionaires will stand by and let you do that?

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

One thing I've always wondered is why people keep parroting "eat the rich" and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?

[–] apolo399@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I don't know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it's just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they'd like to tell that happened to be a CEO

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

They taste like fossil fuels, I don't recommend it tbh

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They taste horrible is the issue

[–] Gamey@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me you would seriously eat that! elon-musk-69

Yeah, it's like eating ass, you don't really do it.

Unless you're a dirty, dirty boy.

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[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

*biodegradeble ecofriendly natural halloween decoration

[–] daftantimony@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.

[–] Cosmocrat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Not coal, make them clean up every piece of litter until they collapse.

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[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

You're gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Lots of politicians out there free to use too.

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You want to do what to the bones with your balls?

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