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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 136 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fun fact: This meme is now old enough that you could have 8 years of Swift experience!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, too much now. They want 8, 8+, 8 pro, or 8 pro max. They aren't paying for 9 or any 9 time derivatives, not in the budget. The guy they finally found last year was recently let go.

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Apple never made a 9 anyway. Its either 8 or 10+

[–] sycamore@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] bitsplease@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

If it's shared like a meme, it's a meme - that's literally the only qualification

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They're the same picture

[–] wintermute_oregon@lemm.ee 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite is the guy who wrote a certain piece of software was told he didn’t have enough experience with it.

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would be Google and the guy is the homebrew dev. Or that could also be Guido van Rossum when he was asked if he had Python experience.

[–] wintermute_oregon@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sycamore@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Tweet is six years old. Go for it.

[–] Yuper@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

5 years later and I’m finally qualified! Is the position still open?

[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Hey if they can write whatever they want than so can I, hell i have 30 years of swift experience

[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In the US at least they shouldn't be asking your age during interviews.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They can ask to see if you’re too young. They simply can’t discriminate if you’re too old. Because young people can’t vote but old people vote religiously, so old people get the protections from lawmakers. But they can absolutely discriminate as long as they aren’t blatant about it, because proving it is virtually impossible.

Same way they aren’t allowed to discriminate based on marital status, but they can look to see if you’re wearing a ring during your interview. That one is particularly common in jobs that require a lot of travel; Interviewers will look for a ring, and almost never hire anyone who is married. Because if you have a family, you’re not going to last in the job as long as someone who is single with no local ties. Alternatively, an old tip for interviewing in office jobs is to wear a ring to the interview even if you’re single. Because an office position is more likely going to be looking for someone stable and needing to support a family.

[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Most companies won't ask you for your age in an interview and it's a giant red flag if they do. If you're over 45 and they ask and you don't get the job you may have a case (not that it's likely to do you much good.) -this is only relevant to the US!-

Also I do want to point out that in my experience dealing with hiring managers (especially when I was in HR) it wasn't true that a ring would help you land a corporate job, unless you were a man. A ring wouldn't make anyone hesitate to hire you for a travel job, if you were a man. The assumption being your wife would pick up the slack at home but if you were a married woman you'd be more likely to sacrifice career goals for a family (existing kids, or if you were young then you were likely to "start a family soon" regardless of if it were true.)

Also interviewers can ask about anything they can see in the background if youre doing a virtual interview. That picture behind you with your two young kids is now up for discussion. Many companies won't let you ask "do you have kids" but if the picture of your family vacation is visible then I can ask about that because you displaying the image counts as your having "brought it up." I cant ask about your political views but theres a copy of mein kampf behind you on the book case or BLM flag on the wall? Fair game. So be aware of whats behind you during interviews.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Better get on building that time machine 😉

[–] qwertyWarlord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The requirements are more of a suggestion. In my experience recruiters have no clue what they're even asking for, just apply anyway and recognize you need some experience in what they are asking about because it'll come up in the interview

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Happens all the time. I once applied to a job that required 5 years C# experience...in 2004. Needless to say I didn't get the job. Mostly because I had only graduated in 2000 and apparently wasn't experienced enough.