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[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck legs, release working buttholes.

[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fuck legs

Why would you want buttholes though?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because he's tired of fucking the legs.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

all a nigga needs is a crease

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

fuck them too

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Isn't it obvious? Why wouldn't you want working buttholes?

[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

That's pretty cool that they showed the avatars of both Meta users!

[–] dunnno@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Isn’t meta already considered dead at birth ?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are you considered a robot?

[–] dunnno@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[–] dopeshark@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Totally normal human activities only.

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

The metaverse (made by meta) is. Alternatives to meta's metaverse, like vr chat, and the technology in general definitely isn't dead

[–] Danc4498@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

My kid loves his quest 2 still. He pretty much only plays gorilla tag though.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Meta? Dead!? It doesn't die so easily.

I mean from the point of view of only the social networks part as long as they don't fuck it up a lot Instagram is to stay for quite a while. And then there is WhatsApp which yeah isn't going away as easy as some people would want it to go.

[–] dunnno@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m talking about Metaverse. That thing never found its targets. Companies bought space but nobody (customers) use it. Who wants some kind of another Second Life ?

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I'd use a well-done Second Life, but never if it's with the psychopaths at Meta.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I mean I would.... but still need space and to actually buy VR glasses some day. But yeah the version of Meta maybe not, something more open would be cool, something that worked like websites, everybody hosted it's own thing and they can be connected or completely isolated of the others.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 28 points 1 year ago

Next year: "Shadows!!!"

[–] onichama@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

Finally, leg day

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I can't wait for Meta to announce torso.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When Jeffery watches some how to videos and makes this in Unity, it's great. Education is happening.

When a multinational corporation nearing one trillion dollar valuation makes this, it is a disquieting plot that I refuse to comprehend.

[–] Amro@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

@sjmarf They don't look happy about.
"WTF Mark! Legs? We have other problems. You can't even beach!"