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A Community about large, cheaply built, suburban homes with design flaws and a lack of architectural integrity also known as “McMansions.” On Thursdays we celebrate the opposite: good suburban architectural design.

Based off the famous subreddit r/mcmansionhell, we will essentially do all the same here, as is over there. Please do your best and crosspost if you need too!

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  1. Posts can be about ugly houses in general
  2. Post appropriately and with correct tags WITHIN the title so it is easy to search. -->Tags: "Thursday Design Appreciation" or "HouseTDA", "Just Ugly", "Shitpost", "Certified McMansion™", "Discussion/Debate", and "Interior" are available.
  3. All post subjects must be single family homes -->Only post suburban, single family homes. No apartments or duplexes, etc. The community is focused on specifically traditional suburban architecture.
  4. Don't post addresses or other easily identifiable information unless it is publicly listed. -->Keep the information about the property you are posting basic and general. However, if the home is listed on a public website you are permitted to post a link to the public listing.
  5. Direct Images Only, no links please. -->Post correctly cropped, direct images and not links to websites. Image hosting links, such as Imgur, are an exception, but we still prefer a direct image. Zillow house page, for example, is ok if it directly links to the photos and such.
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  8. Thursday is special. To celebrate that, you can post nice houses you appreciate.

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[–] fiat_lux@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I sort of love it. It's like a baby bird, ugly in a naked pink funny way while making completely terrible decisions, and you can't help but find it pitifully endearing.

The people who made this had no taste or design skills, the whole place looks like it's having an identity crisis. And no amount of the most expensive fittings and materials in the catalogue is going to conceal that cheap construction.

I am hypnotised by the paint effect walls and completely clashing furniture, fittings and lights. Just really bizarre choices all around, you think you've got their themes figured out and then suddenly there's a green marble fireplace or partially brass bathroom partitions or suddenly the cornice just stops.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The living room even has that typical American arched doorway

[–] fiat_lux@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

And yet the one right next to it... doesn't. There is just nothing that matches anything else, it's impressive in its own way.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What do people hide in these sorts of houses? Is it the whole, multi-generation family? Also, does the bridge have one floor or 2 floors?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had 2 clients in McMansions during my time as a custom integrator and they were indeed multigenerational homes. The basement in one was basically another full house - 3 bedrooms and 2 baths with a separate entrance. And a theater, of course. The elderly parents lived down there.

The difference between these houses and the actual mansions I worked in were staggering. They sound as hollow as they look... Every room had bad reverb and there was no isolation between rooms. Surround sound speakers on 14ft ceilings...why. Every wire was the lowest grade cat5 you could buy - 4k over IP was not happening. Not to mention how much of it wasn't to code.

Weirdly both clients were awesome people who tipped extremely well.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] glimse@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Another thing that drove me crazy...the "high end" architecture was also hollow. Like very nice cabinets but using 1/2" wood instead of 3/4" so they flexed if you leaned on them. They feel like movie sets.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I suppose that is, in a way, what they are supposed to be – displays of wealth by people who can only just afford them which means they have to spare on the quality

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The weird part to me is that they're only impressive from the street....but they're usually in private communities full of other McMansions...so...who are you trying to impress? Other people who know the truth that your house is made of toothpicks and paper?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmm that is puzzling

[–] EdanGrey@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

All that marble, the high ceilings, and lack of internal doors makes me think this place must echo so badly.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s quite the roofline. Looks like you could put two more floors of living space in the attic.

[–] notexecutive@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not to mention the random angled chimneys.

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

This threw me way off...like MC Eschers Chimneys...is one or two on the portico? Then there is one behind a gable and then in front of another gable...this hurts my brain

[–] waterbogan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The fireplaces are nice. That is the only good thing I have to say about it

[–] Fallenwout@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Needs more taste, less money