The world was a better place when Tesla wasn't around.
this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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The system goes on-online August 4th 2023. Using a virtual city model Tesla Autopilot begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time, August 29th. In a panic, Elon tries to revert to manual driving mode.
Crap folks, it didn't work. Gotta think of something more subtle
Another deception from Tesla.
Flashback to the Segway CEO that died on a Segway.
Now imagine paying for that crap...
Tesla computers are getting self conscious?
Trust the process.
The man is a tragic waste of functioning organs. And it would be really really funny if one of his own jank ass "smart cars" ends up ending him.
This is the best the technology community has to offer today?
we were so close
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