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[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fixed that for you:

The same meme but they both wash their hands.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dwarves use lava soap.

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure they use alcohol

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They wouldn't dream of wasting it on hand washing.

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

They just serve it to their human buddies

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dwarves afterwards: Pointy eared leaf lovers

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For rock and stone!

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wait! What's the difference between rock... and stone?

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Legally speaking, rocking is more legal than stoning

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 year ago

A true dwarf wouldnt ask this, leaf lover

[–] rafadavidc@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago

THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jesus Marie

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago

ROCK BURP AND BURP STOOoooOOOOONE BURP

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Humans are that friend who's friends with two people who absolutely hate each other. Dwarves and elves both loudly praise humans in a way that makes it clear it's just a dig at each other. They don't actually like humans, they just hate each other enough to put up with them. Humans are uncomfortable at being in the middle of the feud, but also secretly like the attention too much to put a stop to it.

[–] Skull@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dwarves: dipping hands in isopropyl alcohol

[–] Yora@diyrpg.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No! You're contaminating all the drink!

[–] Skull@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

That's why we're saving the beer and whiskey for later.

[–] SchoopDaWhoop@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Amazing how you misspelled dwarves in the second panel

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

Dwarves won't wash with something as weak as water

[–] CookieJarObserver@burggit.moe 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean human is a basic class wich depending on skills can evolve into various other things...

Among the most common, Skeletons!