this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2023
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[–] z3n0x@feddit.de 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do not consent to this photo of me! Take it down immediately!!!1

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would, but I'm icing my back. I'll do it later.

[–] z3n0x@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago

This will have consequences! tries to stand, winces, gives up

[–] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I slept with my foot crammed in between my bed and wall and now 4 days later it's still killing me when I don't put pressure on it.☹️

Getting old is lame. Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In every immortality canon, you have to give something up. My theory is that we'll extend life as far as our bodies will let us, but our minds will go.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe we’ll gain the ability to upload our brains to a computer. But then the downside is, if the computer dies so do you.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Defragmented mind file. Impossible to repair that file. Better hope there's no bit corruption now.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In your scenario, I invision that we lose our humanity.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

The most realistic scenario is probably giving up money

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oof, I'm literally feeling this meme right now. A couple days ago apparently I slept at the wrong angle or something, and my hip has been hurting ever since.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I sneezed while I was stretching for something the other day. I shouldn't be so reckless.

[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I coughed while bending over to reach for my dog and fucked my back and hip. Everyone at my job kept asking if it was a motorcycle accident since i recently started riding again lmao

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

This happened to me once. Fast forward 6 mo, spine surgery.

:rattling chains in ghost form:

dooont be like meeeeeee

goooo see a doooctoooorrrrrr

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have hurt my neck more than once by sneezing too hard.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

When I sneeze too hard I feel it for a few minutes in my neck and shoulders. Hate that feeling. I think I had that since my teens tho. I'm worried about it getting worse.

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed, but I’ve pulled my neck coming two or three times. It definitely makes me feel a way though

[–] ComradeR@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Me, after eating a lot of food on birthday parties in my childhood: "That was so good! I would eat more if it was possible!"

Me, eating more than 5 cookies nowadays: "Jesus Christ, my stomach hurts!"

[–] AnonStoleMyPants@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

A month or so ago I woke up and something went crack in my neck as I tried to get up from the bed. Pain. Can't move my head. Slooowly subsides over like 15min. It still feels off and stiff and starts to hurt if it is a weird position for a while. Not sure what happened but fuck that.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't worry! It will only get better from here!

[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

"Ah! I think it's torticollis again!"