this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2023
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[–] AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Vlad the Impaler wants his suitcase back

[–] fu@libranet.de 1 points 2 years ago

@AgreeableLandscape @Zerush any relation to the non-bianry nightmare Max the Impaler?

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

What song is that

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm just now noticing that the handle retracted into the suitcase, trapping the "robber's" hand. Pretty cool. On the other hand, those prongs look like a good way to poke someone's eye out.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Collateral damages

[–] fu@libranet.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

@Zerush was suitcase thievery a big problem in the 1960s?

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The theft of suitcases is a problem since suitcases exist

[–] fu@libranet.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] OnishiMyers@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah... here in America if someone wants to steal your briefcase... they are probably going to shoot you first. At which point... there's not much point to the antics of booby trapping the briefcase because the thief has no time crunch.

(also why the standard security for super important briefcases in america is handcuffing it to your wrists. Because it's really hard to blend into a crowd dragging behind a dead 6'2 guy in a suit.

[–] fu@libranet.de 1 points 2 years ago

@OnishiMyers or we'll shoot him first, either way.