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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 95 points 1 year ago

Hello Mrs. and Mr. Johnson. I use arch btw

Ah fuck

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If you're a CrossFitter who uses Linux, which do you tell people about first?

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 year ago

That you are vegan of course

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Actually the first order of business is establishing that you're an atheist.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

That you don’t eat meat.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How you retired at 30

[–] explodicle@local106.com 8 points 1 year ago

Because Bitcoin

[–] Platform27@lemmy.ml 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What she didn’t see is me whispering in her mothers ear “I run Arch, by the way”. Then giving her a quick wink.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Ah, so that's why she pissed herself.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Arch for weak, compile Gentoo

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pssht imagine using an operating system and not simply manipulating the bits on your disk yourself

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 year ago

But he kept taking about foss, though

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's an OS, not a lifestyle.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

1000008589

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Insert GNU/Linux copypasta here.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

When her parents are BSD users...

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

What are you supposed to talk aboot then?

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