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It's time to come clean (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Let me introduce you to the magic of... levers!

[–] bastian_5@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well at least happy bir... oh it's not? Then it must be your friend's... oh...

[–] thedrivingcrooner@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's my birthday today and I've already eaten 2 apple fritters and it's only 11am. I'm in this picture and I hate it.

[–] Venutianxspring@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Happy birthday! Remember calories don't count if you don't count calories! Jk, enjoy your day and worry about calories tomorrow

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Just take tiny nibbles so each one rounds down to zero calories

[–] door_in_the_face@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago

Just write off the day and start again tomorrow. Maybe set a bit lower calorie goals for the next couple of weeks.

[–] Ignacio@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

[...] an entire birthday cake

Those are rookie numbers.

[–] ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Calorie apps are a ploy by ZOG to get me to stop drinking their sunflower oil (I won't).