Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 1 year ago by Stache_@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Red paint

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[–] cowfodder@unilem.org 12 points 1 year ago

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Green paint too, if you're color blind.