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[–] Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au 26 points 1 year ago
[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Asked? You'd think you wouldn't have to ask. Surely we can expect people to do the absolute minimum to protect themselves from an airborne health hazard.

[–] zepheriths@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

My brother are you familiar with people?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Oh God, NOT THE BEES!

[–] yimby@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TIL a 1.5 hour drive away from Toronto is "just West of Toronto".

[–] FFbob@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My understanding is that is commuter distance to affordable living up there in Canada

[–] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's almost to the US border.

[–] RobotToaster@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago

That's, like, over 9000 bees.

[–] Badass_panda@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Eddie Izzard could not be reached for comment.

[–] cloudless@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Can't wait to see the videos on youtube.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

I read that as if the bees were in the truck cabin and that was why they asked to close the windows