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[–] OhShitSon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I'M WALKIN HERE

[–] Redoomed@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?"

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

"According to all known laws of aviation..."

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Just some household chemicals in the proper proportions...

[–] Dracona@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Put the bunneh... back in the box.

The Needs Of The Many Outweigh The Needs Of The Few

You take the blue pill... the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill... you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

As you wish.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Tronrocks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Don't shoot Wayne Gale!

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA."

[–] Martineski@lemmy.fmhy.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My sandwitch, it was innocent!

[–] ezures@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Has any of you seen scanners?

[–] stringere@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Did you kill anyone?" "Just cops" "No real people?" "Nah just cops"

[–] gegs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

From now on, I want to be called Loretta.

Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it!

[–] TheSmartDude@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

"A loud fart is honourable. A medium fart is tolerable. The softer windbreaks are terrible. And the wilent ones, unbearable."

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