this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do we want? TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it? IT'S IRRELEVANT!

The one good part of Termnator: Genisys.

[–] eltimablo@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago

The tachyon leaves the bar

The bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind here."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

I love the idea of Picard telling this to Riker with a fully deadpan delivery. That would be his stuffy version of letting loose during a meeting.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

It starts with a sensible chuckle .... maybe even an energetic guffaw

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago

I just told this to my dad and he looked exactly like Riker afterward.

[–] DudePluto@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And he said "Hi stuck in a non-linear perception of time, I'm Dad."

[–] DudePluto@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I went to my Dad and told him I'm stuck in a non-linear perception of time.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Who did you go to for help when you were stuck in a non-linear perception of time?

[–] vixven_random@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is an UDP joke somewhere in it

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll tell you a UDP joke but I don't know if you'll get it

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago