Double up with two crows for that extra edge of attempted murder.
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Odin did it, you can do it too.
With just two you're definitely at an attempted murder of crows only.
In my hometown, there is an elderly guy (between 60 and 70 i guess) who walks his two agár dogs, and has a crow on his shoulder.
Anyone who knows him says he's a nice guy. :)
Found Odhinn!
See, that's my secret - you can never go out of style if you've never been in style taps forehead
Plus, if you feed it peanuts for fetching goodies, it's an avían, self-replicating fashion-generating machine.
If you're into shiny pieces of metal, coins, smooth pebbles, and glass shards, and occasional jewelry. I mean, I'd be flattered by whatever kind of bird treasure - I don't know about you.
I wanted to befriend a crow but they're diet consists of roadkill and other gnar.
There was a shoe store in the town I grew up in as a kid that had a pet crow in a cage. The crow was the store's mascot. I used to ask to go just to see the crow.
It also gives you +20 Wizard points
Taxidermy really needs to come back into fashion.