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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

mom's bootyhole

Mate, you created a sub called UK Memes, at least say mum's bumhole

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

This is what AI should be used for.

Please enter your prompt

Oi, soppy-bollocks, make this more English!

Sigh, here are your results

Good, but next time make it sharpish!!

The robot uprising can't come too soon

You what?

[–] Tweak@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have no idea what you mean, looks fine to me.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Spooner@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe she was here on a business trip from across the pond?

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

The only explanation

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Single mom is very specific. Is it the kids that turn you on?

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It may be a reference to a pattern I noticed when I was still dating. I noticed that it was usually (greater than 50%) the single moms that were the most daring, willing to explore, kinky, etc cetera, in the bedroom. It might have been because being a single parent (speaking as a formerly single father) doesn't afford a lot of spare time and on top of that, there are a lot of people not willing to date anyone with a child. So sometimes you are just very excited to have someone interested in you and are willing to go the distance even if it might not be the cat's meow.

[–] billy_bollocks@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Want to add - there are a ton of hot single moms out there. No need to throw them any extra shade

Try knocking up a stripper if you want to step up your game. You’ll leave with quite a few memories and maybe even a few scars

[–] BROMETHIUS@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No way. Are you telling me there are hot single moms in my area?

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I’m so desperate for attention that I’ll let a man, seeking only desperate women with children, tongue my asshole while his cat watches

I’m down for a good rimmy, but keep the kids out of it. And the cat.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Single moms are my bread and butter. They're super into it, they have no time for bullshit, they just wanna go. If you're going for the right single moms you won't ever even meet the kids.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your username isn’t helping me get away from this being a little creepy.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Maybe he's just not obsessed with pedophilia, weirdo

[–] BROMETHIUS@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

He must be the right single dad

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

It feels like I've stumbled across a letters page from Razzle that some kind soul has stuffed in a hedge

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

This question is hella cursed

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Cute ears! I wonder where they’re from.