this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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[–] Alfredolin@programming.dev 75 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are senior software engineer and yet you jiggle your mouse yourself? Naaaaah.

[–] ratz@chatsubo.hiteklolife.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My exact thought

Script that shit

I would've gone with a pi pico jiggler

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I sometimes find myself enjoying these greentexts and then they drop some racial slurs and I am punched in the face with reality

[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was a different time back then

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Specifically, 8/23/23 at 23:20, which isn't now.

[–] jackie_jormp_jomp@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

That good ol' twenty-third month

[–] espersentinel@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This whole thing would be great but they had to ruin it with that. I feel you

[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I imagine that's why bosses want everyone back in the office.

[–] piratepiracy@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like they cannot browse media all day there...

If your employees do not work and you cannot tell the difference even if they did, you have more serious problems to address...

[–] ancoraunamoka@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

are you jelly? this is totally my experience and the experience of people in my circle

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I fucking am. Because I can't find it. I can't find anything that doesn't want to pay me peanuts to break my back and I'm tired, boss.