This dog wants to sell me overpriced magic items (and definitely, definitely not drugs).
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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His spiel about that potion he really wanted to sell me really just kinda sounded like it was nothing more than heroin.
My potions are too strong for you traveller. You'd better find someone who will sell you weaker potions.
God i love your photos.
Bowie and you are the best.
Agreed!
Thanks, it's really great to have a place to share Bowie. Happy to hear Bowie can brighten someone's day.
Thats it, I need to get my whippet a hoodie
The hoodie photographs well but it's really pretty impractical, if he wears it outside I have to be really careful to make sure the hood doesn't cover his eyes
My girl is also very temperamental lol. She'd never keep it on. Awesome pic though.
Seriously looks like the guy in the corner at the gym slinging roids, and other workout "aides"
Turns out the secret to Whippet speed is taking speed
Bowie has wares if you have treats
Bowie drives a hard bargain
Doge has wares if you have coin
Bowie is selling his stinky toots in potion jars. Guaranteed to put the whammy on your enemies and a great way to prank your loved ones.
The REAL Slim Shady
Pssst! Hey, bud! Yes, you! Do you want to buy an... 8?