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The skit that "missed the mark" occurred in a break in play during the second quarter of Charlotte's game against the Philadelphia 76ers on Monday. The child was brought onto the court with Hugo, the Hornets' mascot, dressed as Santa Claus. After a letter to Santa requesting a PS5 was read out loud, a cheerleader came out with a bag containing the video game console.

The young fan was visibly overjoyed as he received the pricy gift. However, according to an online acquaintance, he was less happy when the cameras turned off and a Hornets staffer took it away, replacing it with a jersey.

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[–] VanillerGoriller@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 hours ago (7 children)

I wonder how it affected the kid. I don't know the grade school culture these days but when I was his age I think it would've earned sympathy points from the whole class and boosted his social ranking lol. As an aside I do not miss that aspect of school lol

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 90 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

That's called theft. Legally a gift is irrevocable once it's given.

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 83 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I guess I'll continue not watching basketball or football or whatever

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 11 points 10 hours ago

Yeah. Fuck this noise. I'm boycotting the Hornets. You won't catch me at a Hornets Football match!

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[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 118 points 16 hours ago (9 children)

LOL. Cheap bastards. I mean, PS5 is an expensive gift, but not for such an occasion, no?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 94 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

The team has revenue in the millions. They'd never have noticed the money. This should be in the dictionary under Penny Wise, Pound Foolish.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago

Kinda reminiscent of various Russian official events involving children.

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[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

Why? It's a few hundred dollars, not a car or something.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It could have literally been a tax write off

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It could have been a glitch in tax calculator tbh. Not my point. And I agree with you. "LOL. Cheap bastards" was my point.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

yeah, anything under 1000 was a rounding error.

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[–] ByteOnBikes 157 points 17 hours ago (3 children)
[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 42 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

How would this commenter know that?

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

You want Lemmy adoption.. you get folks with stature in the machine sharing mundane recon.. you don't believe anything.

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[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 53 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I mean surely it could be a lie but they just took away a PS5 from a kid...

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

what? lies? on the internet? why would anyone do such a thing.

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

I know, right? I'm human like you and totally not a dog

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 36 points 16 hours ago

By having met her.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

Source: trust me bro

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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 126 points 17 hours ago

I might suggest that the kid got a nicer present in the form of a reason to file suit against the team for the embarrassment and emotional distress. Using the kid for a BS publicity stunt is not acceptable.

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[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

They're Hornets. Being stingy bastards is in the name!

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 47 points 17 hours ago

That's fucked up.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 31 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

wait what? did they go back to the store and ask for a refund on the PS5, lol.... someone was like "that is fine we will just apologize and save a couple hundred bucks!"

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 12 points 16 hours ago
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