Clearly he was missing the ham.
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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indeed, the ham is the most important component in green eggs and ham
Shoulda decarbed in butter first
Cannabutter is the right answer here
That would solve the problem about not getting high, but cannabutter still tastes pretty bad. That's why it's usually hidden in baked goods with stronger flavors like chocolate.
I used to put it on toast and sandwiches so,,, to each their own I guess
Mine is delicious, but it's the only one I've ever tasted. Maybe I'm weird, maybe I'm some kind of culinary prodigy.
I could share the recipe I used...
Decarbed with the water bath method: https://www.sousweed.com/blog/decarb
Then used this recipe: https://www.sousweed.com/blog/2015/6/13/sous-vide-cannabis-butter
I used 10g girl scout cookies for 500g butter
I thought it would be too weak but throwing 10g of the cannabutter into my risotto made me fly to Venus for about eight hours and I'm not sure what exactly happened in that time. I visited friends apparently, but I only know because they told me. Hallucinations of sheep everywhere!
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I thought he was going to feed the herb to the chickens and then gather their thc-infused eggs.
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He does not like them, Sam-I-Am
When he said nug, I thought for sure he was going to make 'egg nug'.