I'd say that chair is Under Seige.
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Lemmy: Torn between making fun of Segal for being fat and not being fatphobic. π
There's plenty of other things about Seagal to make fun of. Tom Segura has a whole bit about it.
Fits the MAGA crowd
Damn, he must be miserable.
Gravy Seal.
That looks like a badly AI generated image of Steven Seagal that Steven Seagal would use as his profile picture on social media as a bit.
If he isn't so full of himself.
Oh wow! Welcome back! I've been wondering where you went!
As you can see he is certainly full of something
Donuts and potatoes?
Not acting skill, that's for sure.
Steven Seagal would gladly give away his likeness rights for AI generated slop movies, but no one is asking for his likeness rights :3
He's a piece of shit in the inside, too.
I liked the South Park episode that featured him and Whole Foods.
Oh how the turntables
Just remember folks, someone being fat is not a reason to hate them. Theres literally nothing else about him thats a redeeming quality, his being a lardass is the least deplorable thing about him. The fact that he must just shovel empty calories into his maw all day atleast limits the stupid shit coming out of it.
Him being fat is the only relatable thing about him.
It's not that it's deplorable, it's that it's comical given the context of him making a career being a self-deluded unconvincing badass.
I think it's fitting
For him it's not the fact that he's fat, but the absolute tragedy of a personality that excuses themselves shoveling food into his gullet. Cause you just know that in his own head he thinks he could still kick anyone's ass.
Most people aren't fat for that reason and being fat isn't a reason to make fun. But Steven Segal's pathology makes him being fat a little funny.
As a fatty, I can agree with this sentence.
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Iβm surprised he isnβt in a helicopter because I heard he has been flying those for like 45 years.
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