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Think of like world leaders, celebrities, ya know ๐Ÿ˜‰. Are you gonna make them do some embarassing things, or illegal acts.

My answer:

spoilerTake control of an NSA agent with access to the most powerful hacking tools, hack everyone's phone, install a program that randomly have a popup at random intervals, the popup message says "I'm watching you". This also tries to spread itself to any other phone it can connect to. Pure chaos ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Pretty sure I can do this in a minute, depending on how good the NSA tools are.

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[โ€“] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd control Biden and have him do his job by executing the traitors that are a legitimate threat to the US constitution.

[โ€“] Wiz@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It would only take a minute to issue the order

It takes more than a minute for a staffer to draft the thing

[โ€“] sasquash@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

I don't think it's possible to pull that off. There might be tools to send SMS to every active number but figuring out how that software works takes way more than 1min. Even if you also get the knowledge there might be several security measures in place, like additional approvement before sending.

I would control Putin and check the famous russian window.

Biden: order seal team to take out any and all known associates to the MAGA movement. Do this under extreme secrecy and urgency, using all classified information related. Also any controlling parties to the GOP and DNC.

Mitch first for old times sake.

Make someone kill me tbh

[โ€“] WhySoSalty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make this useless toxic twat at work do something so stupid she'd be fired immediately and never be able to get her job back.

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[โ€“] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As Netanyahu start screaming in to the nearest camera.

"This is the one true voice of God, Of course this man commits genocide! His final solution to Palestinians is to smite every hospitals, school and refugee until none remain! Those that help him kill shall be damned with him. Repent!"

Figure that is immposible for him to explain away and would end his support. Killing him wouldn't stop the killing, but discrediting him among the religious might.

Only downside is it would cement religion as a fact, but I guess if I got magic possession powers then it end my skeptical agnosticism about higher powers anyways.

"What a weird deepfake. These Iran's useful idiots are spreading lies again!"

All his genocidal suporters will just believe him.

Do a whole lot of research, then take control of the president, and pardon people for a minute. As far as I'm aware, it takes effect as long as someone hears, or I write it down or something.

[โ€“] orgrinrt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As someone with ADHD, Iโ€™d immediately get myself doing the things I want to be doing. Manipulating/screwing over others? No thanks. The havoc I wreak just in myself is plenty enough

[โ€“] jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't you just get distracted and put it off for later like you already do when you already have control of yourself albeit through the very same ADHD-addled brain you were hoping would for some reason spend the one, in some way supernatural minute, highly effectively?

[โ€“] orgrinrt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Well I hope not. Worth trying it out I think

[โ€“] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To OP and others giving similar answers; ok, so you take control of the person...

Do you actually know how to do the things you say?

Using OP as an example, do you know how to use those hacking tools? Do you know how to go about hacking everyone's phone? Because otherwise the only thing you'll have access to for a minute is whatever is in arms reach of said NSA agent.

Shhhh if every movie director thought about movie plots deeper, we'd have 90% less movies. ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago
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