I'd control Biden and have him do his job by executing the traitors that are a legitimate threat to the US constitution.
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In one minute?
It would only take a minute to issue the order
It takes more than a minute for a staffer to draft the thing
I don't think it's possible to pull that off. There might be tools to send SMS to every active number but figuring out how that software works takes way more than 1min. Even if you also get the knowledge there might be several security measures in place, like additional approvement before sending.
I would control Putin and check the famous russian window.
Biden: order seal team to take out any and all known associates to the MAGA movement. Do this under extreme secrecy and urgency, using all classified information related. Also any controlling parties to the GOP and DNC.
Mitch first for old times sake.
Make someone kill me tbh
Make this useless toxic twat at work do something so stupid she'd be fired immediately and never be able to get her job back.
As Netanyahu start screaming in to the nearest camera.
"This is the one true voice of God, Of course this man commits genocide! His final solution to Palestinians is to smite every hospitals, school and refugee until none remain! Those that help him kill shall be damned with him. Repent!"
Figure that is immposible for him to explain away and would end his support. Killing him wouldn't stop the killing, but discrediting him among the religious might.
Only downside is it would cement religion as a fact, but I guess if I got magic possession powers then it end my skeptical agnosticism about higher powers anyways.
"What a weird deepfake. These Iran's useful idiots are spreading lies again!"
All his genocidal suporters will just believe him.
Do a whole lot of research, then take control of the president, and pardon people for a minute. As far as I'm aware, it takes effect as long as someone hears, or I write it down or something.
As someone with ADHD, Iโd immediately get myself doing the things I want to be doing. Manipulating/screwing over others? No thanks. The havoc I wreak just in myself is plenty enough
Wouldn't you just get distracted and put it off for later like you already do when you already have control of yourself albeit through the very same ADHD-addled brain you were hoping would for some reason spend the one, in some way supernatural minute, highly effectively?
Well I hope not. Worth trying it out I think
To OP and others giving similar answers; ok, so you take control of the person...
Do you actually know how to do the things you say?
Using OP as an example, do you know how to use those hacking tools? Do you know how to go about hacking everyone's phone? Because otherwise the only thing you'll have access to for a minute is whatever is in arms reach of said NSA agent.
Shhhh if every movie director thought about movie plots deeper, we'd have 90% less movies. ๐
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