this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And then he got shot the end

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That's the happy ending

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Quite an overreaction, isn't it?

If you are given more responsibilities than you can handle on a job, you don't go shooting your boss. You do whatever you can handle, and don't care about the rest.

[–] jrs100000@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ok, go ahead shooting people then.

[–] atlas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

someone didn't get the simpsons reference

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And then you get fired for underperforming, and then you’re explaining to your child that they’ll just have to keep painfully coughing because there’s no insurance to pay for the inhaler anymore.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

At that point you're getting fired no matter what. Get an exit plan going.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

You buy boot flavored lollipops too?

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At my last job, they merged two management positions into one, and refused to give me a raise for doing both jobs. I had to turn in my resignation to get a 10% raise.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i had the a similar experience, but with a different end. i begged for a raise because i was underpaid, and working 60+ hours a week in several different contexts for a small county government.. the board denied it, so i went and found a new job and was prepping to leave. thats when they begged me to stay. when the county admin specifically asked what he could do to make me stay i said 'you can resign', knowing i was already outta there.

they attempted to outsource my job for a month or so, and then promptly hired 2 people to replace me.

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