In space no one can hear us cream
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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I make sure my mic is keyed for these occasions
Read this like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle
This is fantastic.
I can't find in space no any milk for one can; here my coffee, use cream.
In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
No no no, this makes no sense. How is he going to drink coffee with that helmet on in the vacuum of space, I ask you?
And while we're at it, a penguin would never be allowed to go into a bar because it would violate health code.
I don't know about penguins, but one could imagine some sort of beverage port on the suit and also waste disposal.