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[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What if the rest of the movies were his fever dream as he succumbs to the bite?

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That would explain the declining quality of the sequels as his brain overheats from the fever.

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 weeks ago

The last movie would be him winning over the sinister six and in reality, Aunt may is weeping as they turn off his life support.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Must have had United Healthcare.

Not all heroes wear spandex.

[–] wsheldon@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And he gained superpowers. The woke-left nanny-state democrats are letting green goblins attack our children.

[–] chooglers@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

they're putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin goblins green

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He lived though and was more than fine so its a good thing he couldn't waste tax payer money. /s

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yea kids, if you get bit by a spider, go home, lock your door and sleep it off; chances are you'll wake up with super powers!

^/s