this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Househunting at the moment and came across this gem

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[–] BaronDoggystyleVonWoof@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that mold?! I knew Ireland was wet and humid but goddamn.

[–] Rawdogg@lemm.ee 73 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes that is black mold, it's a problem in a lot of unventilated houses here but I've never seen it this bad. Shocking that somebody sleeps in that room, in other pictures you can see discarded inhalers on the floor.

[–] Violet_McQuasional@feddit.uk 40 points 1 year ago

It's really bad that people end up living like this.

[–] li10@feddit.uk 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

God damn.

The responsibility should obviously be on the landlord if it’s rented, but if you’re actually having to live there regardless then I don’t know why you wouldn’t attempt to clean it…

It’s going to come back again, but it would be better than nothing.

[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Def looks like a neckbeard gamer den

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's all suitably horrific but what is the black cloth hiding?

[–] Saneless@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spot on the wall that doesn't have mold, makes it look weird

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Makes sense. And here's my wondering if it was furry porn.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not a black cloth, that's decades of dust-covered cobwebs draped over each other.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

I call that "Halloween-ready".

[–] apis@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

Denser layers of black mould!

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

I didn’t know you could get a house when you purchase black mould!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But does it come with the Vader portrait?

[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never knew Vader had a beard until I saw this picture!

[–] DrunkenPirate@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Selfie of the owner?

[–] SubsAndDubs@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Now that's mouldy!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the weirdest wallpaper pattern I've ever seen.

[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 11 points 1 year ago

It's unique and changes the more you breathe its spores.