Darius noises
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Well fuck me I guess.
Fr fr?
no cap
Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.
Also why ban ligma? What if someone catches it and needs to talk about it.
Just like Joe :(
If it's an language/literature class, maybe it would make sense to ban slang
Ban using slang in writing makes sense, but controlling how students can speak is just ridiculous.
I agree. Thinking more about it, if you look at the board it shows hand written, a typo count. Which may indicate it is a typing class. Thereby they would be possibly teaching professional typing for a work environment.
So telling users not to talk about pop culture, use slang, emojis, and memes would make sense in that environment.
I personally prefer to use some, but knowing how not to and "knowing your audience" would depict when it is or is not appropriate. So teaching students to say type a professional email/cover letter/resume/response would make sense to ban such. 🤷 <Devils advocate I suppose. Sorry, been a rough week
What the fuck is a Darius noise?
It’s code for no hootie and the blowfish
That does not particularly clear anything up
I too wish to know.
I hope it's like kids mimicking Darius from league of legends, but I doubt that. Like irl emote spam, lol.
thank god I grew up when I did.
Anime words/gestures
So, Japanese?
As a weeb, that teacher would have skinned me alive and wore my face.
Literally 1984
Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.
If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)
~~ They're not banned unless they're written down ~~
why no memes, can they have old memes plez?
bofa not banned- your move teach
I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.
Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?
What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?
Something about a wagon wheel.
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That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?
There is no risk of that, because no one cares about ohio or Cincinnati. It is the most vanilla of room temperature things this world has on offer
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