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submitted 2 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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So I went in as Batman.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How exactly does "Retired" dress?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As someone who's retired let me warn you that HR might have a word with you if you show up dressed like me.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I guess the theory checks out. I'd probably be "retired" by the end of the day.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

First i was tired. Now I'm retired.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago

Currently leggings and a sweater

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Be careful: If you take this advice and want to become a sexy underwear model, you WILL receive a stern email from HR.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 days ago

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

That would explain all of his convictions for impersonating a police officer...