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'Choose' rhymes with 'lose'? I mean c'mon, someone did that shit on purpose πŸ‘€

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[–] vaper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Loose rhymes with noose. I can't think of a word that's spelled and pronounced like lose so you have me there.

choose lose cruise booze

all rhyme lol

Words pronounced like lose? That's easy. Close

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 45 minutes ago

both come from the same root

[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

english is a very silly language that's evolved so you can do almost anything with it

it's a risky strat but it seems to have worked

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Are you familiar with β€œThe Chaos” by Gerard Nolst TrenitΓ©?

Deep breath:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaos

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I believe the generally accepted scientific term for the English language is "clusterfuck".

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

*kloostaphux

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

May as well combine words with the same pronunciation into one word and call it Simplified English (/s)

Honestly tho, this is one of the features of Simplified Chinese, which created the infamous "fuck vegetables" (干菜类).

It's meant to say "dried vegetables" (乾菜鑞 in TC), but δΉΎβ†’εΉ². Meanwhile, there exists εΉΉβ†’εΉ² as well, which means "fuck".

fuck vegetables

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck as in curse or as an action?

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Used in this context? Action. But it can mean both.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Even better :D

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

It's a miracle I know it, and having to teach someone how to read and spell was an eye opener for me trying to explain "this is like this except for this one word because... Reasons and sometimes there's a variation like this because...reasons" so many times.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

Having to explain to my spanish speaking friends why an english word is spelled one way but pronounced another entirely different way gave me the same experience. So many times i have to tell them: β€œi don’t know english is just weird.”

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 7 points 4 hours ago

Agreed, I am teaching my second son to read.

I am having the same conversations as when I taught my first to read.

"ok, this word is a 'sight word' because it doesn't make the sounds you expect. It says won, but it looks like it says on-e"

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 34 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (36 children)

The bigger problem is that lose should rhyme with pose or close. Loose is fine.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Don't get me started on ough and ead.

The lead soldier kneaded dough in the bough brush while they read the book that they previously read while taking a furlough in the rough.

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 5 hours ago

I barely started reading and i hate this already.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 6 hours ago

Didn’t even have to click. Great poem

I read this and all I could think of was "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

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[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

they are very different in my mind. perhaps because i first came across them in their respective contexts through reading.

even when speaking, to me, lose rhymes with booze and loose rhymes with goose.

this has never been a problem for me, personally.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

And here's me, another non-native speaker, just learning that booze doesn't rhyme with goose.

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

oh, no, no, no! booze and a goose should never go together!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

They didn't, except among the ignorant and autocorrect.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There's ~~too~~ ~~to~~ two different ways to pronounce and spell many words.

Fuck, that's three!

[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Steady up over ~~their~~ ~~they're~~ there.

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What about the words that are only different in tone.

Content and content

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It is read like lead, not read like lead.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

Or lede for that matter

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago

If we start now, we can probably switch the pronunciations of Aristotle and chipotle within a generation.

Chip-ot-el

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Trust me, it is equally frustrating for most Americans...or almost, anyway.

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