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[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 23 points 1 hour ago
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

TFW you accidentally say something smart and you don't even know it

[–] treefrog@lemm.ee 8 points 41 minutes ago

She's threatening other Republicans to keep them in line with Trump.

The headline only touches on it but the article goes deeper into her comment.

It's not an honest request to release anything, but a threat to release everything if they release the Gaetz report.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 29 points 1 hour ago
[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Yes. Do it. Please.

[–] treefrog@lemm.ee 2 points 40 minutes ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago)

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but this isn't an actual suggestion to release the Gaetz report.

It's a threat directed at other Republicans that if we are going to release the Gaetz report, we're going to release many other reports too.

Marjorie is a die-hard bootlicker, and she's not going to break lines with Trump.

Her full tweet is in the article. The headline only touches on her intentions.

[–] auzy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Especially looking forward to all those Biden ethics violations they spent months trying to find and millions of dollars

It will probably be a short read compared to the comey report though

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 68 points 3 hours ago
[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 26 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

fuckin do it. don't threaten me with a good time.

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[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

Wait, we agree on something? What's the temperature in hell right now?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 64 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (7 children)

Am..Am I agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Is..Is Marjorie Taylor Greene making smart, intelligent, good points?

We really are in bizarro world.

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 27 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

When Democrat politicians fuck up, other Democrats will absolutely call for, and get, resignations. Even things that boil down to consenting adults in privacy can result in resignations when it's seen to compromise a politician.

When Republicans fuck up, the party circles the wagons and goes full defensive. They will absolutely fight to resist any calls to resign, using any tactic they can think of to keep their latest pedo/pervert/con man/criminal in power. Only if the evidence is incontrovertible, and the outcry impossible to ignore, will they ever consider resignation, and as we've seen with Gaetz, that's not even necessarily the end of their career.

MTG is exactly the kind of brainlet to think that Democrats work the same way Republicans do. She thinks "Release all the Ethics reports" will make Democrats back down, or at least intimidate them. A party agreeing to release ethics reports relating to their own people is utterly unthinkable to her.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

Well, thank you for coming in and ruining the moment with your facts and reason and obvious statements and common sense

[–] castlebravo404@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 hours ago

She also thinks it will matter. When a lot of voters have shown they have no problem voting for morally bankrupt people as long as they have the right letter next to their name.

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 28 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A broken clock is still right 2 times a day.

You're giving her too much credit.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Eh she's more like a 24 hr clock. Or maybe one of those little "comic-a-day" calendars that you can out on your desk that always seem to be on the wrong day until you remember to update it...

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Point, point.. it's just a single point so it was probably just an accident

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Don't worry, you agree with her words but not her intent. She doesn't actually want to do it, she just wants to use the threat of it to keep Gaetz's report secret.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Marjorie Taylor Greene thinks that the Democratic party is far more morally corrupt than the Republican party. So therefore she believes that this is a nuclear option she does not realize that this is what everyone literally wants, well everyone except for the people in her own party.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Right. Not only does she completely misunderstand her enemy, but that misunderstanding has resulted in her explicitly saying, in public, that a whole lot of shady shit has been happening inside the GOP. We all knew that, but saying it out loud is something different.

There are weaknesses in fascism that we should look to exploit. One is that they pick people for loyalty first and competence a distant second. Another is their complete inability to have a good mental model of their enemy's actual strengths and weaknesses.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 3 hours ago

MTG seems to be in the minority of elected Republican representatives in that she actually seems to believe the things she says

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Don't worry, she's not, at least not on purpose. Even a blind pig can find an acorn once in a while.
Pretty sure she's being sarcastic.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Blind pigs are far more capable than this creature.

[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

She's not, i don't think she wants this to happen and i think she knows that people won't agree to this kind of thing.

But what she's saying is right. The people deserve to know what our representatives are up to.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

She's right and all...

But will it actually matter? The public voted for a pedo rapist felon. Surely if the triple threat is your pick for president, to be considered "incompatible" you would have had to do something truly horrific.

[–] spicehoarder@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm thoroughly convinced this country would have elected Jeffery Dahmer.

[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

If he had an "R" next to his name, no doubt.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 60 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Ok.

Do it.

The overwhelming problem is that the Dems tend to hold their members accountable while the republicans absolutely DGAF and happily keep literal criminals in their ranks.

She’s basically acknowledging there’s plenty of dirt, but the only offenses they’ll care about is their opponents’.

[–] ToAllPointsWest@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago

Ummm, Ok!!! Don't threaten me with a good time

[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

yes absolutely! do that!

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Its actually clever. When the repubs block the release of the reports she will claim the dems balked at releasing the reports because they are the dirty ones.

How many of these ethics reports even really exist? Gaetz existed I thought because he was under investigation for his crimes and they said if he dropped out it would be sealed.

Do they actually have reports for everyone? If so that's great, but I can't imagine they were actually investigating every person in the same manner.

[–] Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world 56 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder how long we'll have to wait for the second time.

[–] loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Random word generator about 15 years ago, been my handle ever since.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 127 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, nothing wrong with that

You know what's wrong though?

Her brushing over the fact that Gaetz is a pedo rapist. You'll never hear her admit to this because the republican party never admits that they are the source of all the shit they accuse everyone of.

Fuck this waste of oxygen.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol -4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I hear this often on Democrat centric pages but I never even saw his name on conservative sites until his nomination. What is he confirmably guilty of? I'd like to know.

[–] winterayars@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

He hasn't been found guilty of anything, yet, but that's largely (imo) because the Merrick Garland DOJ has refused to prosecute and blocked attempts to independently figure out what the hell he's doing.

I think it's highly likely he's guilty of sex trafficking minors and both the DOJ and the ethics committee know this.

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[–] islands@lemmy.cafe 73 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

"For my Republican colleagues in the House and Senate, If we are going to release ethics reports and rip apart our own that Trump has appointed, then put it ALL out there for the American people to see. Yes.. all the ethics reports and claims including the one I filed, all your sexual harassment and assault claims that were secretly settled paying off victims with tax payer money, the entire Jeffrey Epstein files, tapes, recordings, witness interviews. But not just those, there's more, Epstein wasn't/isn't the only asset. If we're going to dance, let's all dance in the sunlight. I'll make sure we do," the lawmaker said in a post on X.

Interesting, she's going the Madison Crawthorn route. Remember what happened to him? They dished up all the dirt they could find on him and hung him out to dry. This sounds noble of her, but she's using this as a threat to try to force them not to go after Gaetz, her pedophile buddy.

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[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 644 points 18 hours ago (9 children)
[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 112 points 15 hours ago (9 children)

I don't care if they are Republican or Democrat. If they are criminals, they should go to jail. Release the Epstein files and send Bill and Trump to jail.

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 180 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Just make them all public all the time! That'll show those fucking libs.

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