this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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Well, lm not hating Lemmy mods and admins. Just little meme to reminf you that you should go outside to stay healty : )

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Sorry I’m allergic

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 hours ago

Outside? But that's where the gay bashing and the vigilante mobs are!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it's raining.

[–] sag@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

It's fucking 500 AQI outside. I am gonna die if I go outside ( ; ω ; )

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Grass is frozen, got frost bite.

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died....I think I'll stay here for now.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

Jokes on you.

I sit outside and doomscroll.

[–] Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
user@lemmy:~$ touch grass
user@lemmy:~$ ls
grass
user@lemmy:~$

OK. Now what?

[–] trespasser69@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Go to outside without terminal

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

No, they patched that.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 15 points 9 hours ago

I played the game "Outside", while the graphics are nice, the UI is very unintuitive. I have no interest in the interactive elements that are supposed to immerse you in the games world like exploding fuel in an vehicle to go fast, purchasing items in the many mega shops, or drinking ~~poison~~ alcohol to forget about the previous game day.

The constant work grind to level up my wallet is also a huge drain on my energy meter, and leaves me with very little time to complete any side quests. And most other players have no interest in doing side quests with you since they have their own objectives to complete. Most players have no interest in completing the Main Objective of this game, most don't even want to think about what the main objective could be. So, in general, I'll stick to my games that actually bring me joy and peace.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 hours ago

Okay, but what if I don't want Lemmy users to be healthy?

(Kidding! I love you all!)

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.

Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Then play in the snow! You can build a thing

[–] parpol@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

then fucking SHOVEL IT!!

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.

[–] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

You cannot fuck up with this folks. Just buy potted native plants and shove them in somewhere that matches light conditions and maybe wetness. They just grow without any other input.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] trespasser69@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

The first Lemmy moderator joined the chat!

[–] Intergalactic@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

I’m doing my part

[–] virku@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There's only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?

[–] trespasser69@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Touch snow instead

[–] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago

From blog about derailleurs

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens

[–] beneeney@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

I keep a bit of grass in a tray at my desk, specifically for this reason!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 9 hours ago

We're having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.

[–] Track_Shovel 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

What if I touch bush instead?

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 7 points 9 hours ago

Don’t talk about your mother like that

[–] trespasser69@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

You can also touch tree

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Umm, it's November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?

[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

But the climates changed. Don’t you still have grass!

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 10 hours ago

Do you have any idea how far I'd have to travel to touch grass?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Just came back from the park, very good advice

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Allergic to basically everything outside, and inside.

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Last time I was outside didn’t end well..

E: words

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

I dunno, looks like a good time to me:-P

[–] dennis@midwest.social 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

cough imagine being admin and thinking this is being edgy https://midwest.social/post/19339660/13589968