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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 98 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Fun fact: mountains are big.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 57 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

Not-so-fun fact: He'll have to be rescued with taxpayer money

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 66 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

He has a skateboard though

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 27 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

And the skateboard is the fastest way to get around Lego Island

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 30 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

Boring fact: The highest pass he'll have to cross on his journey looks like this:

If he'll have to be rescued, then because someone ran him over.

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)

Meanwhile a normal mountain pass in the normal world:

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[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 62 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

“If Forrest Gump can do it, so can I”

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 47 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Gump didn't even have a skateboard

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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 6 points 9 hours ago

Orogeny gonna get ya

[–] vormadikter@startrek.website 39 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Cant seem to find this dude on ig, there are just too many that tried to cross the usa with a board.

Does someone have a link to this specific persons ig? That would be great, thanks.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 45 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (5 children)

Reverse image search brings up this image:

Which goes here: https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms

[–] bitwolf@lemmy.one 3 points 7 hours ago

Day 52 in Missouri, dudes committed

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

What are you using to take that screenshot? It looks like a phone but the aspect ratio is like a square

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 25 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] jBlight@lemmy.world 28 points 13 hours ago

I'm not great at this, but from the original x post, I think his handle is @jaayfilms

The news report video says he dropped out of HS. I couldn't find where he got that he's illiterate, thought this would take two weeks and didn't know about the mountains... But I honestly didn't dig much after haha. If someone else finds it, please let me know. I just want to read that comment thread haha

[–] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 12 hours ago

Which day is he realizing the Rockies exist?

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

How many skateboard wheels are needed for a 3000 mile trip?

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 37 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Not many sites seem to deal in distance when talking about replacing skateboard wheels, but I was able to find this:

https://skateboardscan.com/skateboard-wheels-last/

So according to that he'd need 10-30 sets of skateboard wheels to cross the country.

Of course if you're just riding on the side of highways in a straight line forever you could probably get a little more out of them since you're not doing any precision work or tricks.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 28 points 12 hours ago

Chad Caruso did it last year using just one set of wheels. New record too (57 days).

https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2023/05/22/how-chad-caruso-skated-across-america/

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 19 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Not so sure. A road surface tends to be rougher pavement than sidewalks or skate parks. I'd imagine the side of a highway chewing those parkboard wheels away at record rates.

I'm honestly kinda shocked anyone attempting this wouldn't use a longboard with some chonkier wheels.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 17 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How is he planning on getting back?

Also, won't his wheels wear out?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If someone thought it would take two weeks there would be no concern about wheels wearing out. They also wouldn't have the planning skills for a way home, becsuse how far could that be?

I'm assuming it is a parody account.

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