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[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 13 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Almost certain they were playing it up and this is satire, sorry to spoil everyone’s fun. https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms They started again on September 30 this year and are now in Missouri. If these content creators are good at one thing it’s creating a compelling narrative and this guy did it by getting himself called illiterate.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 31 seconds ago

Oh shit, he’s in the home state of illiteracy now

[–] figjam@midwest.social 1 points 29 minutes ago

I'll admit there is a part of me thats relieved.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world -1 points 44 minutes ago

Following an ignoramus, who can't read and doesn't know mountains exist (?) .. Yeah, what a content, definitely worth the invention of Internet

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 hours ago

I feel like a longboard would be better for this.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 39 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

Does he have learning disabilities? How does someone with so much motivation not learn to read

[–] fern@lemmy.autism.place 4 points 1 hour ago

Illiterate refers to both being able to read basic words all the way up to reading comprehenson. Equally possible he simply cannot understand what he reads and is anti-intellectual as that seems to be on the rise in the US.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 0 points 15 minutes ago

Spelling (in non phonetic languages) has nothing to do with intelligence levels - it is all to do with memory and exposure. Perhaps he never went to school, or the level of education was pathetic… or he is incredibly dyslexic. Sorry if this answer sounds harsh but I’m pissed-off at what you wrote. I know of at least one illiterate person who stands head and shoulders above the “college kids” around them. They were such an integral part of our team that were bought them speech-to-text / text-to-speech software to keep their job.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 28 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It is easy to have motivation to skateboard across america when you don't have enough education to understand what doing that means.

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

"According to the known laws of physics, bumble bees should not be able to fly"

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 7 points 2 hours ago

Laws of aviation. And it's true, because planes do not flap their wings.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Idunno anything about this guy, but for some folks they just weren't taught early enough. You can learn to read at any age, but no amount of motivation can match an early education

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 36 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Most likely functionally illiterate and not 100% "I can't read," but I've overestimated instagrammers before

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Most people are illiterate. Literacy is a skill with levels and most people don't actually ever reach the level required to be a fully functional person.

This meme is a great example. Most people don't actually reach Ogre's level of literacy. Yeah, it's played for laughs in the fact that Ogre is smarter than the average human, but Ogre is also completely correct about the level of literacy we should expect of people, in a perfect world.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 39 minutes ago

A lot about this is, in my opinion, misleading.

I don't need to be able to read Ulysses and understand all the themes and the deeper meanings, to be literate. As to actually understand all the meanings, I would have to be familiar with the culture in which it was written and the personal perspective of the author on that culture.

I don't think the perfect world entails that everyone (or, at least most people) is overly familiar with ancient cultures and authors.

Unfamiliarity with the context of what was written is usually why people don't catch on themes. A person with german cultural background will not read a passage about bringing honor to your bloodline, in the same way a chinese person will. A lot of Germans are deeply suspicious of the idea of honor. I learned that after decades with Germans and their culture.

How many Cultures are you familiar enough with to be able to correctly understand a text written in it?

E.g. the "remorse of conscience" is a cultural theme. A person who reads a lot of books and seek out these themes, has a different culture than a person who only scrolls on TikTok. And if the person reading books isn't on TikTok, they are probably unable to properly understand the themes in a TikTok.

And yes, you said that there are different levels of literacy, so you didn't say that I was illiterate if I wouldn't catch on the "remorse". But you present literacy as a 1 dimensional scale. 1 level, 2, 3, etc... When it is not, your ability to correctly parse a text is not 1 dimensional. You will probably fail to correctly understand a story written in ancient china, and if you understand it, you will probably fail to understand a story written in the 1950s in Germany.

Get off the horse. Stand next to us and enjoy your pleasure of reading with other people and learn different perspectives. They aren't less literate than you, they are differently literate than you.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I met a guy like that in the 90's except he was on a lot of LSD and was making his way around the world. IDK if that was true but my buddy picked him up one night and we had a party with him and he cut his dreads off and burned them so a witch wouldn't get them. Good times!

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The traveling dude cut his dreads with my buddies help

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 minutes ago

That must've smelled horrible.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 145 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can't see it from their front porch it don't exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago

"reloading"

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 38 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 70 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

I mean it's not extremely far off compared to Ultralight hiking, you can still be hygienic (like often washing clothes), of course though you're not winning parfume contests along the way... It's a tradeoff to make compared to having a lot of uncomfortable weight to carry around.

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[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 30 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That voter is gonna learn some stuff.

I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago

He can't read, so that makes sense.

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