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[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

I feel like a longboard would be better for this.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 32 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Does he have learning disabilities? How does someone with so much motivation not learn to read

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It is easy to have motivation to skateboard across america when you don't have enough education to understand what doing that means.

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 1 points 6 minutes ago

"According to the known laws of physics, bumble bees should not be able to fly"

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago

Most likely functionally illiterate and not 100% "I can't read," but I've overestimated instagrammers before

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Idunno anything about this guy, but for some folks they just weren't taught early enough. You can learn to read at any age, but no amount of motivation can match an early education

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I met a guy like that in the 90's except he was on a lot of LSD and was making his way around the world. IDK if that was true but my buddy picked him up one night and we had a party with him and he cut his dreads off and burned them so a witch wouldn't get them. Good times!

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 hours ago

The traveling dude cut his dreads with my buddies help

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 123 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can't see it from their front porch it don't exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago

"reloading"

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 33 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Here's another one for you: 'played a major factor in'. Not strictly correct grammatically. A better phrase would've been, "played a major role in".

[–] freddydunningkruger@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

If one prefers to keep "factor" instead of 'played", than there is always the option, "was a major factor'

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 56 points 10 hours ago (7 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

I mean it's not extremely far off compared to Ultralight hiking, you can still be hygienic (like often washing clothes), of course though you're not winning parfume contests along the way... It's a tradeoff to make compared to having a lot of uncomfortable weight to carry around.

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[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That voter is gonna learn some stuff.

I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

He can't read, so that makes sense.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 97 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That's actually not nearly as long as I would've expected. Pretty impressive.

[–] Michal@programming.dev 3 points 4 hours ago

Bit over 2 weeks but doable

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 45 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

I don't think he knows about second adventure.

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Can confirm I live in ZA WARUDO!

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 36 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

How does he use IG?

Assuming its not a parody.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 72 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

You'd be surprised how functional the illiterate can be.

[–] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, just look at Trump. Functional illiteracy is a real thing in the US.

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

All 7 words he knows? It's called THE WEAVE!....or something.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 49 points 10 hours ago (9 children)

When I first moved to Japan, I had to use lots of websites that used untranslatable images (not text, like png or whatever and google lens was not a thing). I got help a few times and memorized what clicking on an area did more than even what the image was (which would change sometimes). This is how I got by with ATMs and various websites for quite a while. It works until something changes. Today, screen readers, google lens, and other things exist to help as well.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago

Lol, what a country

[–] demonmittenhands@lemmy.world 154 points 14 hours ago (9 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago

200miles/8hours of skating straight means an average speed of 25 miles an hour.

Ambitious, considering the average speed of a skateboarder is closer to 10 miles an hour, but it could be possible if he was extremely fit, had unbreakable bones, and the US was a flat plane for 3000 miles like this guy thought.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 101 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 74 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Silly humie

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