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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 34 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I’m not into guys but as a woman I’m surprised blacksmithing isn’t higher. How am I supposed to be your knight in shining armor if you can’t make me some shining armor?

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's going to be boob armor and just leather straps to attach it over a bikini.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

Jokes on you I’m down to model that sort of thing for women

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[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 40 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

Getting high and playing video games?

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 33 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (16 children)

Pretty sure those made the other list for least attractive

Edit: the other chart

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

...11% of women find men who watch pornography attractive?

12% of women find men who argue online attractive?

23% of women are into cryptobros??

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

Plenty of women watch porn themselves. These 11% are not hypocrites.

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[–] Twoafros@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

How can reading be no 1 most attractive and comic books are on the unattractive side of the list?

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I think it's collecting vs reading. I'm a lady and read comics, well graphic novels, I don't buy the individual issues. Half my bookshelf is graphic novels trade paperbacks. But I do not collect, trade, sell, I don't think of them like that, they are for reading and enjoying.

Collecting I can see as an unattractive trait because it's too close to hoarding.

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[–] wax@feddit.nu 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

WTH is manosphere? Afraid to google 😅

[–] A_cook_not_a_chef@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Manosphere is (to my understanding) Andrew Tate, Joe Rogan, etc. Basically content that promotes men acting like Neanderthals. Why any percentage of women found that attractive is beyond my comprehension.

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 90 points 18 hours ago (22 children)

Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Also fails to mention mastery of nunchucks?

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 7 hours ago

What's the deal with this graphic and why do I keep seeing it?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 53 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (7 children)

I read, write, and cook, and can play several instruments (kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,...). Where's the women that find me attractive?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

the trick is that you have to find them instead of just waiting for one to pop out of the ether

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 82 points 18 hours ago (8 children)

Well that's some bullshit. 😠

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Lmfao

Let's see: I love reading, I am learning French, I paint, I write, I enjoy a bit o astronomy, I am an archer, and I have learned how to blacksmith.

Yeah this is just a list of activities with no correlation to attractiveness whatsoever

Edit: let me be clear, I've learned to blacksmith the cheating way with propane or natural gas AND the good old fashioned hand cranked coal fired away meant to coat your lungs with soot like a real man. And make sure you bring the borax cause we gonna do some welds

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