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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

can some one explain this meme to me?

I can't find Saddam Huisen

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

where's golfing?

[–] Michal@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago

TIL I'm a chick magnet

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 5 points 2 hours ago

Cooking is my love language. I'm also a sole provider.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world -3 points 1 hour ago

See, there's just one weird trick to overcome this, but fellas gotta be comfortable with a dick in their ass. Or mouth, that's a solid place too.

[–] oyenyaaow@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

3D printing is just a tooI? blacksmithing? 3D print a 'lost-wax' plastic mould. Gardening? making some custom very specific mounts or drip ends.

You don't put on a hobby list 'wielding a brush'. It's what you do with it;

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

I assume that by painting I don't think they mean miniature painting. Unless it's Henry Cavill that does it?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Got reading and foreign languages, woohoo!

most attractive for women

*groans* So much for my gay ass...

[–] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

Hey nobody said they're not attractive to men

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I think this is cool. Many of these are accessible and cheap. Most of these are "do you get out of the house and spend time on something" which is obvious. Looks like most hobbies are attractive, like even anime and cosplay have 1 out of 4 women who is into that and finds it attractive.

I also love the huge correlation between the top 15 and what men think is the top 15, the main difference is that men didn't think hobbies were attractive enough.

I'd love to see the reversed list for what men think are attractive hobbies for a woman!

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I'd also like to see that list. I'd also like to see how hobby preference lines up with what hobbies the person with that preference has themselves.

[–] Katzastrophe@feddit.org 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I love how some of those hobbies are literally just chores but fun

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What kind of chores are you doing? Going out to the barn and shoeing the horses?

[–] Katzastrophe@feddit.org 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

You never cooked before? Or mowed the law?

[–] moonburster@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

As someone who cooked for a living, home cooking is fun! It's like making art, but you get to eat the art! And gardening isn't mowing a lawn, my plants are well kept and the process of seeing the effect of small changes you make to placement, water schedule, additives is like having a pet :)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Hobby cooking and cooking to survive are very different things. Also, are you under the impression that gardening and lawn mowing are the same?

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

All my hobbies are chores I choose to do. 😔

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

DMing for D&D isn’t here? Damn it.

[–] nepenthes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Source from @douchebagmcswag@lemmy.dbzer0

Edit: I think this survey is problematic for a number of reasons, so I hope no one takes it too seriously. I'm one of the women who'd rather her boyfriend smoked pot instead of getting drunk, and would rather play games (tabletop or video) than go to the movies.

[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Read this too fast and thought it said most attractive male Hobbits and I was really intrigued

Sad beans

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

That Reading Baggins, he's so hot right now 🔥

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 21 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

More like "things women want attractive people to be into"

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 3 points 6 hours ago

First thing I thought of was the "Elementary School Musical" episode of South Park.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

If anyone wants to learn to blacksmith Black bear forge has a good intro series https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHta7NIJ9npbTNOR4JQW_IlDnCTxM2wV4

And lemmy has a blacksmithing community that could use more posts

!blacksmithing@lemmy.world

[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I'll just have the setup in my kitchen.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

There's actually a video at the end of that playlist that addresses that issue, but yeah there isn't really an easy solution

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

That's because I hog all the printing time.

Also, psa 4 men, if you just do cooking you'll be swimming.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Any women here who can give insight on why woodworking is attractive? I thought my hands would be too grimy with sharpening grit, everything covered in chips and shavings and my hands covered in scars for it to be considered attractive.

Also do you find power tools or hand tools more attractive?

[–] lady_maria@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Well, firstly, there's the artistry of it. Creativity can be very sexy; it's a kind of intelligence, after all. Hence writing, cooking, painting, ect. also being on the list. Not to mention, wood is a beautiful medium overall... and it smells nice when freshley cut.

Secondly, it's attractive to be good with your hands. Not just because of the obvious, but because it's genuinely admirable. It's a show of competence (or at least one kind of competence) and requires one to be hard-working, dedicated, passionate, and persevering. All pretty universally attractive traits.

A carpenter's hands may be rough and scarred, but they're rough and scarred because they've literally crafted furniture/boats/houses/whatever. That in itself is pretty attractive to me.

Also do you find power tools or hand tools more attractive?

Personally, hand tools, because they require one to use more of their own power, if that makes sense. Plus, power tools are a little too dangerous for me to see them in a sexy context lol. Frankly, the tools themselves don't really do much for me.

Edit: two words

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

I'm glad people love the scent of wood. Working with green oak blew me away. It smells sweet! It kind of smells like vanilla and cinnamon. Theres actually a guy who made oak flavored ice cream by toasting oak scraps and soaking them in the cream he intended to use.

Also good to know i shouldn't be self conscious of all the scars and stuff. Thought it'd make me look like an idiot haha.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Good furniture is expensive af. Imagine if someone gives you a good quality chair, instant crush.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

If someone gives you a heavy bookcase wrong, also instant crush.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Especially cause chairs are fucking hard (for the good ones). Lots of specialtly equipment to make it. A steam box, a kiln, bending jigs, all sorts of cushioning, fabric, springs, twine, burlap, its mind-blowing. I saw a master upholsterer give a demonstration and the depth of the craft of just constructing the cushion is jaw dropping.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 hours ago (5 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

Can any ladies weigh in on that? Is astronomy that sexy? I'm gonna start leaning into that when I talk to people

[–] rehydrate5503@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

TIL “ArguingOnline” is a hobby.

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