My problem is having any pickle (penis) of any size down there. Gives me really bad dysphoria. It's better than it used to be, but I wish I didn't have anything sticking out down there ya know. Like cis girls.

[–] LallyLuckFarm@beehaw.org 5 points 9 hours ago

I truly apologize for not reading your username correctly before making a snarky comment, and deeply regret and am sorry for any negative feelings I may have caused.

It is my hope beyond hope that you are able to have your body match who you are inside, you beautiful beautiful wonderful person, you.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Smaller the pickle bigger the heart or something iono put that on a Hallmark card

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Funniest shit ever

[–] MaryReads@lemmy.cafe 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Who is the artist?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Rick Sanchez?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

A sexy little pickle with a juicy little booty.