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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If not fren, why fren shaped

[–] SquatDingloid@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

It looks like a fun and fulfilling thing to hit with my car.

Those little fuckers creeped me out ever since the black mirror episode when they were turned into automated murder dogs

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Because they are too expensive for schools to buy although I think that would be where they should be first.

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Because musk is an ignorant child redditor...that is why.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Boston Dynamics isn't a musk company

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

That is correct and not relevant. Being an ignorant twit that is pretty much the first lady and has likely always wanted robot guard dogs, and so suggested them to trump....is kinda on brand though.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Because not spend $10,000 on $1,000 worth of security camera system instead of helping poor people. Rich bastards.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

try 75,000 dollars

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The body is Rottweiler-sized, segmented into overlapping hard plates like those of a rhinoceros. The legs are long, curled way up to deliver power, like a cheetah's. It must be the tail that makes people refer to it as a Rat Thing, because that's the only ratlike part - incredibly long and flexible.

The grass under the Rat Thing is beginning to smoke.

"Careful. Supposedly they have really nasty isotopes inside," Hiro says behind her... "A radioactive substance that makes heat. That's its energy source."

"How do you turn it off?"

"You don't. It keeps making heat until it melts."

The body converges to a sharp nose. In the front it bends down sharply, and there is a black canopy, raked sharply like the windshield of a fighter plane. If the Rat Thing has eyes, this is where it looks out.

As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 21 hours ago

Good book, Snow Crash

[–] scumola@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

All these AI detection sentry robots are all trained on the same AI datasets. Just wear a black see-through hood over your face with a stop sign on your front and back and they'll ignore you and probably stop walking when near you. You can waltz right in.

[–] sauce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Or dress like a deer and it'll just ignore you and keep going

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago

Dress like Trump, attack it, then flee.

Guess who's now considered a threat to the AI?

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 10 points 1 day ago

I want to Walz right in

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well here we are, with all the signs of everything going as badly as possible fully present. Goddamn evil robot sentries guarding the fascist dictator-wannabe's personal luxury habitat. At least down there, if one of those things malfunctions and hurts somebody it would have to be one of the worst people around.

This is certainly not the future I dreamed of as a child and young man.

[–] prof_wafflez@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

The adults sold us a future they were determined to destroy before it could ever come to fruition.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 189 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Because they're eating the dogs, the people that stay there, they're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live around there, and this is what's happening in our country, and it's a shame.

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[–] xenomor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you encounter one of these, absolutely don’t pet it. Instead, kick it. Run over it. Perhaps, light that little robot fucker on fire. But definitely don’t pet it.

[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are demonstrations (or of ATLAS I forgot) that shows them keep straight after hard kicks and such. Wont work

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What about an angle grinder?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Plasma cutter

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

oh cool/good

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Isn't this a perfect foreign adversary opportunity for spying on U.S. political figures?

Just integrate your own robot dog, or compromise an existing one. And surveillance away.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Foreign adversaries already had Trump installed. Why would they need to go through extra work.

Hell - the new Director of Intelligence is a Russian asset.

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

These things are communicating by radio. Whether it's wifi or 4G/5G modem, either can be disabled easily with a raspberry pi and some software.

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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 80 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Oh, those are just to stop the kids escaping from the paedodungeon.

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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 46 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This is one of my favorite Black Mirror episodes. God help us.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 126 points 2 days ago

you have 20 seconds to comply

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

will it also say "move along citizen there is nothing to pet here" in a male robot voice?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

It can, but it comes out more like "ROOVE ARONG RITIZEN!"

[–] masquenox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I'd like to pet it with a .50 cal.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is such a shame, I mean we could be putting those bots to good use.

Can I get a rule 34 on these robots?

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Any robot is a sex robot if you are brave enough.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

How did you even fit into that USB port????

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago

Well you try one way, and then if that doesn't work, you roll over, and if that doesn't work then rolling over again should do the trick

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 93 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But despite their many impressive features, the devices can be taken down.

“You just have to spray it with Aqua Net hairspray in its ‘face’,” Cummings said. “And that would be enough to stop the cameras from working correctly.”

FYI

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago

Lol why is Aqua Net hairspray specifically the thing that takes them down? Like other brands of hairspray don't work? Spray paint or Elmer's glue or maple syrup aren't effective? You can't just throw a bedsheet over them or hit them with a crowbar?

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Definitely don't Google "2K spray paint" because it's impossible to remove and you can seriously damage surveillance devices with it, like cameras and stuff I dunno

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